let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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