you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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