She announced her abortion via fbk
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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