oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.