yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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