your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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