i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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