piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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