I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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