Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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