I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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