i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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