I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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