Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
