it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize