Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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