You work out of a Hotel?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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