But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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