brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So apparently I’m into choking now
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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