she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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