Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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