i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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