i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Green mimosas i think yes
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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