just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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