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honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
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I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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