I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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