chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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