Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
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