Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Couch. On fire.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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