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She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
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the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
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All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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