Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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