need another drink. this is the easiest way
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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