Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Randomize