my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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