it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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