I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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