R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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