and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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