Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
My dad just said "fuck circus"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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