Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you didnt know i had herpes?
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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