i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Randomize
