Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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