Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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