The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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