But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You are a genius and a whore.
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