we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
