Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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