i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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