These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
you would pick up someone in the library
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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