I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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