When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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