she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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