D3 body, D1 cock
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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