Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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