I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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