i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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