im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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