i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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