awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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